"Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."
"If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly."
"If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2."
"If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6."
"If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call."
"If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press."
"If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer."
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1 comentário:
My dear as you know there is some persons that can’t use your psychiatric hotline because you forgot one simple thing .) Fortunately i’m not suffering of any disease, but we never know :)
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